I'll only quote the What the (bleep) Do We Know? drinking game
because you should really go read the whole thing.
- Every time someone says something evasive, take a drink.
- Every time someone takes an unjustifiable leap of logic, take ten drinks. Just because.
- Every time Marlee Matlin sighs, take a drink.
- Every time an unsourced anecdote is presented as fact, claim to take a drink.
- Every time the words “QUANTUM PHYSICS!” are uttered, take a drink and do not take a drink, simultaneously.
- Every time someone says “We can’t explain it,” or some variation thereof, take a drink.
- Any time somebody actually explains something… never mind, it won’t happen.
- Any time somebody proposes a violation of Newtonian physics, untake a drink.
(You might want to have a priest and an ambulance handy.)
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